Now Bill Gates has clocked off for the last time, he needs to fill his days somehow. What better way than by giving speeches to American high-school kids? That's what I'd do if I am a retired billionaire. Obviously.
Here are 11 tips he recently gave to teach teenagers how to survive in the real world. I'm just quite unsure if following them will guarantee you unimaginable riches. Still, worth a try.
My favourite has to be number 3.
RULE 1: Life is not fair. Get used to it!
RULE 2: The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
RULE 3: You will NOT make £30,000 a year right out of high school.
RULE 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'till you get a boss.
RULE 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: opportunity.
RULE 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes - learn from them.
RULE 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills and listening to you talk about how cool you are.
RULE 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT.
RULE 9: Life is not divided into terms. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you 'find yourself'. Do that in your own time.
RULE 10: TV is not real life. In real life, people have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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